Hand and Foot

I think we need a word that conveys the opposite of 'handsome', but that is not as harsh as 'ugly'. So I propose that we start calling these unattractive men 'footsome'. Feet are kind of like the opposite of hands. Okay, they're not, but they're at opposite ends of your body, if you stretch your arms over your head. And feet themselves are generally considered to be unattractive appendages--strictly utilitarian.