Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with a bandaid on your index finger? Using toilet paper to wipe, not the bandaid. But have you tried? That little piece of plastic is very disruptive.
I never realized how much I rely on sensory data from the end of that finger until I tried to wipe my ass and couldn't feel it. My poor finger felt like a rafter lost at sea. Rather than risk a feculent finger, I just got him out of the way while the other three did the dirty work.
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