Here's a creative way to kill yourself.

Step outside. Then, put in some ear plugs and put on a blindfold. Spin around a few times, then start walking. Just walk; pay no attention to whether you're going in a straight line. If you feel like changing direction, do so. If you bump into any objects or buildings, simply turn your body 90 degrees and keep walking. One of the following will eventually happen:

• You'll be hit by a car.
• You'll be mauled by a dog/bear/wild boar/platypus.
• You'll fall into a hole and starve.

And, if you change your mind before you die or are severely injured, at least you got some exercise.