I used to hear similar bullshit in elementary and secondary school:
"Smile, Tom!"
This is something that teachers would utter when I was sad in a situation where I was expected to be happy...usually some group activity or sing-a-long. What the teachers didn't understand--or selectively forgot--was that smiling is a reaction to something; when something pleases me, I smile. Smiling is a reaction, much like reaching out to catch an object when someone unexpectedly tosses one your way while saying, "hey, catch!" A teacher would not expect me to stand there, arms extended, in the absence of something to catch--why would he or she expect me to smile when I'm not pleased?
Anyway, back to suck it up. Suck what up? What are we, vacuum cleaners? I chuckle at the thought of a housewife (or househusband) shouting "suck it up!" at a clogged and dying Hoover; it's absurd and irrational. Don't you think it's hilarious, and also irrational, that we treat one another in a way that we wouldn't treat our household appliances?
People tell me to smile all the time, especially this fucking goofy coworker of mine. It makes me sick.
ReplyDeletePeople who smile without reason are terrifying & no one goes near them 'cause they look like lunatics.
Exactly.
ReplyDeleteI get a kick out of strangers who you accidentally make contact with, and seemingly as a reflex, give you that quick half smile. Looks more like a grimace to me.